U.S. State Jokes

Californian Bulb

Q: How many Californians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: Five - one to screw it in and four to sit in the hot tub and discuss the environmental impact.

Anonymous

An Arkansas Divorce

The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.  "Why so glum, Chum?", asked the kindly stranger.  "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister?"

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Potato Hooker

Q: Three potatos are standing on a corner. Which one is a hooker?
A: The one saying, "I-DA-HO."

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Submitted BY: BigDonHo
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