Missouri Crazy Law

Dumb Missouri Laws:

• It is not illegal to speed. (Repealed)
• Buckner - In this small town of only 4,000, yard waste may be burned any day except Sunday.
• Excelsior - Springs Worrying squirrels is not tolerated.
• Hard objects may not be thrown by hand.
• Kansas City - Installation of bathtubs with four legs resembling animal paws is prohibited.
• Minors are not allowed to purchase cap pistols, however they may buy shotguns freely.
• Marceline - Minors can buy rolling paper and tobacco but not lighters.
• Marquette - It is illegal for more than four unrelated persons to occupy the same dwelling (The Brothel Law).
• Mole - Frightening a baby is in violation of the law.
• Natchez - It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants.
• Purdy - Dancing is strictly prohibited.
• St. Louis - It's illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket. (This law refers back to the extinct Italian celebration, Hill Day, when beer was served in buckets.)
• A milk man may not run while on duty.
• University City - Four women may not rent an apartment together. 

Seattle and Cher

Q: What do Seattle and Cher have in common?
A: Neither of them are fucking Sonny.

Alaskan Eyes

Q: Why can't you see an eye-doctor on an Alaskan island?
A: They all turn out to be an optical Aleutian.