U.S. State Jokes

Seattle and Cher

Q: What do Seattle and Cher have in common?
A: Neither of them are fucking Sonny.

Anonymous

Alaskan Eyes

Q: Why can't you see an eye-doctor on an Alaskan island?
A: They all turn out to be an optical Aleutian.

Anonymous

Real Chemistry Names

REAL CHEMISTRY NAMES OF REAL PEOPLE:
Gold J. of North Carolina
Silver J. of North Carolina
Argon C. of Guam
Florine J. of Tennessee
Clorine J. of Maryland
Benzena J. of South Carolina
Ethyl J. of Ohio
Ether J. of Tennessee
Methyl S. of Maine
Methane M. of Alabama

Anonymous
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