Travel Jokes

Why Do Blondes Like Sunroofs?

Q: Why do blondes like sunroofs?
A: More legroom!

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Travel Jokes (Car Trip Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Three Gay Men

Three gay male strip club dancers are driving on the freeway when their car breaks down. They didn't have a cell phone and needed a way to get help.  Two of the men get undressed and put on raincoats from the trunk.  They stand at opposite ends of the car and start twerking and flapping their coats open and closed, exposing themselves to the passing traffic. A police car soon pulls up and talks to the driver. “What are those two idiots doing?” says the policeman . “Them?” replies the driver. “They’re my emergency flashers.”

Categories: Sex Jokes (Gay Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes) , Travel Jokes (Car Trip Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Stripper Jokes)
Submitted BY: Crosley Fields

Regular Maintenance

A man pushes his car into the garage and tells the mechanic that the engine just died on him down the street. After a few moments of tinkering under the hood, the engine is purring again. “Great,” says the driver. “How did you fix it?” “Just crap in the carburetor,” replies the mechanic. “Okay,” replies the man. “So how often do I have to do that?”

Categories: Travel Jokes (Car Trip Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous
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