Travel Jokes

Charged by the Police

Two guys were walking along a road in Georgia when they were struck by a police car driven by a drunken cop. One guy was thrown through the windshield and his buddy was knocked down an embankment. The first guy was charged with breaking and entering and the second with leaving the scene of an accident. 

Categories: Profession Jokes (Police Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , U.S. State Jokes (Georgia Jokes) , Travel Jokes (Car Trip Jokes)
Anonymous

Camping Trip

Sally, a blonde, goes on her first camping trip. Her husband, who was a Scout Leader, was sick so she volunteered to take over for him one weekend. She got everyone together and assigned different duties to each scout.
Gabby was responsible for the food supplies, Mike would be the cook this trip, Johnnie was responsible for their maps and making up a time schedule, Tim was to decide on their events, and to fit them into Johnnie's schedule and Sally would test all their equipment before setting out.
They arrived at Big Moose Mountain and everyone was excited. They arrived right on schedule and were getting ready for their first event - hiking up the mountain. But first, they wanted to get something to eat. So Sally asked Mike if he would prepare the meal and, of course, Mike said he would.
About 10 minutes later he came back and told Sally, "I can't make the supper. I can't light a fire with the matches you brought."
Sally replied, "I don't understand! Those matches should be perfectly fine. I tested them all just before we left."

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Travel Jokes
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Anonymous

Blonde On a Shakey Airplane

Q: What did the blonde say when the airplane began to shake?
A: Must be an earthquake.

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Travel Jokes (Plane Trip Jokes)
Anonymous
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