Saddam and George W. Bush Peace Talk

Saddam Hussein and George W. Bush meet up in Baghdad for the first round of talks in a new peace process. When George sits down, he notices three buttons on the side of Saddam's chair. They begin talking. After about five minutes Saddam presses the First button. A boxing glove springs out of a box on the desk and punches Bush in the face. Confused, Bush carries on talking as Saddam laughs. A few minutes later the second button is pressed. This time a big boot comes out and kicks Bush in the shin. Again Saddam laughs, and again Bush carries on talking, not wanting to put off the bigger issue of peace between the two countries. But when the third button is pressed and another boot comes out and kicks Bush in the privates, he's finally had enough, knowing that he can't do much without them functioning well. "I'm going back home!" he tells the Iraqi. "We'll finish these talks in two weeks!" A fortnight passes and Saddam flies to the United States for talks. As the two men sit down, Hussein notices three buttons on Bush's chair and prepares himself for the Yank's revenge. They begin talking and Bush presses the first button. Saddam ducks, but nothing happens. George snickers. A few seconds later he presses the second button. Saddam jumps up, but again nothing happens. Bush roars with laughter. When the third button is pressed, Saddam jumps up again, and again nothing happens. Bush falls on the floor in a fit of hysterics. "Forget this," says Saddam. "I'm going back to Baghdad!" Dubya says through tears of laughter, "What Baghdad?"

Salami Bin Coward & the Talibuttheads

Q & A's about Salami Bin Coward & the Talibuttheads:
Q: Why does Salami Bin Coward carry a Turd in his pocket?
A: It's his photo ID.
 
Q: What do Salami Bin Coward and Hiroshima have in common?
A: Nothing - yet.
 
Q: How do you play Talibutthead bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...B-1...
 
Q: What is the Talibuttheads national bird?
A: Duck.
 
Q: How is Salami Bin Coward like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
 
Q: What does Salami Bin Coward and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!
 
Q: What's the difference between the Talibuttheads and a bucket of crap?
A: The bucket.
 
Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan?
A: Two days.
 
Q: Why don't Salami Bin Coward's people eat turd sandwiches?
A: They hate bread.
 
Q: Why don't the Talibuttheads have drivers ed and sex ed classes on the same day?
A: The camels can't handle it.

Nailing Bin Laden

Q: What's more fun than nailing Bin Laden to a tree?
A: Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.