Salami Bin Coward & the Talibuttheads

Q & A's about Salami Bin Coward & the Talibuttheads:
Q: Why does Salami Bin Coward carry a Turd in his pocket?
A: It's his photo ID.
 
Q: What do Salami Bin Coward and Hiroshima have in common?
A: Nothing - yet.
 
Q: How do you play Talibutthead bingo?
A: B-52...F-16...B-1...
 
Q: What is the Talibuttheads national bird?
A: Duck.
 
Q: How is Salami Bin Coward like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.
 
Q: What does Salami Bin Coward and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!
 
Q: What's the difference between the Talibuttheads and a bucket of crap?
A: The bucket.
 
Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan?
A: Two days.
 
Q: Why don't Salami Bin Coward's people eat turd sandwiches?
A: They hate bread.
 
Q: Why don't the Talibuttheads have drivers ed and sex ed classes on the same day?
A: The camels can't handle it.

Nailing Bin Laden

Q: What's more fun than nailing Bin Laden to a tree?
A: Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.

Sadam Look-Alikes

I heard that they got all of the Sadam look-alikes together and told them that they have some good news and some bad news. The good news was that Sadam survived the bombings, so they all still had jobs. One of the look-alikes asked "What's the bad news?" The bad news, they were told, was that he lost an arm and an eye.