Facebook Warning

Internet security company FireEye has identified a potent new computer virus timed to launch on Superbowl Sunday. It's being sent via Facebook as a friend request from The Hormel Food company.  Whatever you do, don't accept the request.
It turns out to be just a lot of Spam.

Bad Link

If you get a link called "free p0rn" don't opin it.
It's a virus wich deactivates your spelchek and fcuks up you riting.
I receibed it but lukily I don't wach p0rn so I dint opin it.
Plees warm you frends

Puppies Don't Surf The Web

Why Dogs don't surf the web...

• Can't stick their heads out of Windows 2000.
• Too difficult to "mark" every website they visit.
• Can't help attacking the screen when they hear "You've Got Mail."
• Fire hydrant icon simply frustrating.
• Involuntary tail wagging is dead giveaway they're browsing www.pethouse.com instead of working.
• Keep bruising noses trying to catch that MPEG frisbee.
• Three words: Carpal Paw Syndrome
• Cause dogs aren't GEEKS! Now, cats, on the other hand...
• Barking in the next cubical keeps activating YOUR voice recognition software.
• SmellU-SmellMe still in beta test.
• SIT and STAY were hard enough, GREP and AWK are out of the question!
• Saliva-coated mouse gets mighty difficult to maneuver.
• Butt-sniffing is more direct and less deceiving than online chat rooms.