Technology Jokes

Puerto Ricans on Star Trek

Q: Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
A: Because they're not going to work in the future either. .

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Shirley

Q: Why does Siri sometimes respond with, 'Don't call me Shirley'?
A: Your iPhone is in Airplane mode.

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Computer Users

Computer users are divided into three types: Novice, Intermediate and Expert.

  • Novice Users - People who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer.
  • Intermediate Users - People who don't know how to fix their computer after they've just pressed a key that broke it.
  • Expert Users - People who press the keys that break other people's computers

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