Technology Jokes

Computers Must Be Male

Top 10 reasons computers must be male:

  1. They have a lot of data but are still clueless.
  2. A better model is always just around the corner.
  3. They look nice and shiny until you bring them home.
  4. It is always necessary to have a backup.
  5. They'll do whatever you say if you push the right buttons.
  6. Big power surges knock them out for the night.
  7. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
  8. The lights are on but nobody's home.
  9. The best part of having either one is the games you can play.
  10. Size does matter.

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Anonymous

Blonde's Frozen Computer

Q: What does a blonde do when her computer freezes?
A: She sticks it in the microwave.

Anonymous

Voice Activated Radio

I just got my new Lexus RX400h, and returned to the dealer the next day, complaining that I couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated. "Watch this! He said, Nelson!" The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?" "Willie!" He continued... and On The Road Again came from the speakers. I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, "Beethoven!" I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, "Beatles!" I'd get one of their awesome songs. One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed my new car, but I swerved in time to avoid them. "Nincompoops!!!? I yelled... The French National Anthem began to play, sung by Jane Fonda and Michael Moore, backed up by John Kerry on guitar, Al Gore on drums and Bill Clinton on sax... I LOVE this car!

Anonymous
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