Apple Robbery

Q: How did they catch the iPhone X thief at the Apple store?
A: They had an iWitness.

Robot Booty Call

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I roll by again?

Starfleet Answering Machine

Thank you for calling Starfleet Command. No starships are in the quadrant at this time, so at the sound of the subspace tone, tell us your name, the planet you are calling from, and how many Klingons are attacking.