U.S. State Jokes - Texas Jokes

Cowboy Training

Q: How do the Dallas Cowboys spend their first week at spring training?
A: Studying their Miranda Rights.

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Texas A&M Nativity Scene

Q: Why couldn't Texas A&M put on a nativity scene?
A: Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin.

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Texas Energy

Q: What's the difference between a Texas energy company and a Dumpster Fire?
A: A Dumpster Fire creates affordable light and heat.
 

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