10 Reasons To Date A Hockey Player

1. They always wear protection
2. They have great hands
3. They are used to scoring
4. They have great stamina
5. They find the opening and get it in
6. They never miss the target
7. They know how to use their wood
8. They have long sticks
9. They know when to play rough
10. Because baseball players only know how to hit balls.

Hockey Game V High School Reunion

Q: What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School reunion?
A: At a hockey game you see fast pucks.

Foul Mouthed Player

Q: What did the hockey goalie say to his teammate?
A: Let's get the "puck" out of here!