Pink and Purple

Q: What is the difference between pink and purple?
A: The grip, man, its all in the grip!

Newest Golf Term

The latest change to the official rules of golf: The golf term "bad lie" is now to be referred to as "an Obama".

German Shepard on Golf Course

A golf pro was helping this attractive young woman with her swing when his zipper got caught in the rhinestones on the back of her skirt. Needless to say this was embarrassing to both of them since their relationship had been purely platonic. They decided to walk together in this lock-step back to the clubhouse where a pair of needle-nosed pliers would fix the problem. Just as they turned the corner to the clubhouse a German Shepherd ran up and threw a bucket of water on them.