Kobe vs Bird

Q: What's the difference between Kobe and Bird?
A: Bird isn't a rapist.

Maternity Ward

A Baptist, a Catholic, and a Mormon are in the maternity ward. The Baptist says, “One more son and I have a basketball team.”
The Catholic says, “That’s nothing, one more kid and I have a baseball team.”
The Mormon guy says, “That’s nothing, one more wife and I have a golf course.”

Digger Phelps' Quotes

Digger Phelps' Words of Wisdom From the NCAA Tournament:

• "Basketball is a game of two halves."
• "We have to remember that whoever scores the most points by the end wins."
• "You're either a good team or a bad team, and they played somewhere in the middle."
• "He's like all great players -- not great yet."
• "You don't score 86 points without being able to shoot."