Sports Jokes - Basketball Jokes

Cinderella Ball

Q: Why did Cinderella fail at basketball?
A: Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.

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Kobe vs Bird

Q: What's the difference between Kobe and Bird?
A: Bird isn't a rapist.

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Submitted BY: Repor9

Maternity Ward

A Baptist, a Catholic, and a Mormon are in the maternity ward. The Baptist says, “One more son and I have a basketball team.”
The Catholic says, “That’s nothing, one more kid and I have a baseball team.”
The Mormon guy says, “That’s nothing, one more wife and I have a golf course.”

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Submitted BY: Anonymous
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