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Shaquille O'Neal

If Shaquille O'neal was ...
A banana, he'd be Shaquille O'peal
A shade of blue, he'd be Shaquille O'teal
A criminal he'd be Shaquille O'steal
Overly emotional he'd be Shaquille O'feel

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360 Degrees

"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees." -- Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks

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Submitted BY: Jason Kidd

Cinderella Ball

Q: Why did Cinderella fail at basketball?
A: Because she had a pumpkin for a coach.

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