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Blonde Basketball Fan

Q: Why did the blonde become a big basketball fan?
A: Because every time they stopped the clock, she thought she stopped aging.

Anonymous

Shaquille O'Neal

If Shaquille O'neal was ...
A banana, he'd be Shaquille O'peal
A shade of blue, he'd be Shaquille O'teal
A criminal he'd be Shaquille O'steal
Overly emotional he'd be Shaquille O'feel

Anonymous

360 Degrees

"We're going to turn this team around 360 degrees." -- Jason Kidd, upon his drafting to the Dallas Mavericks

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