Golf Clubs

There was a business woman who just made a million dollars for an Arabian Oil Sheik. When she was leaving, the Oil Sheik offered her Diamonds and rubies and a Silver-plated Rolls Royce, but she declined. The Sheik insisted so she said that she just started to golf and maybe a set of golf clubs would be nice. A few weeks later she received a telegram from the sheik.“So far I have bought you 3 golf clubs. I hope you aren't disappointed that only 2 of them have swimming pools."

Bad Advice

Before the fight, Mike's trainer told him to get a piece of Holyfied. Oops, bad advice.

Direct Shot

She swings and her ball goes flying and hits a man, who immediately grabs his crotch and falls to the ground, writhing in agony. The woman runs over and says "I'm a nurse, please let me help you!" and she reaches into his pants and starts massaging his penis. The nurse asks the man "how does that feel?" He responds "that feels great! But my thumb still hurts like hell though!"