Golfing Definitions

Amateur golfer:  Someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again after swinging.
Oxymoron: An easy par three.
A Hack: when your divot flies further than your ball.
Bad Golfer: Someone who can take strokes off his game only with an eraser.
Duffer: The only guy in the world who has an unplayable lie when he tees up.
Mexican Hat Dance: Lots of spike marks around the hole.
In Jail: Deep in the trees with no shot out.
Worm Burner: a shot going a long way on the ground.

O.J. Simpson to Raleigh

Q: Why did O.J. Simpson go to Raleigh, NC in the Ford Bronco?
A: He knew that the police would never look there for a Heisman Trophy winner.

Greg Norman's Lovers

Q: Why do women like making love to Greg Norman, the Australian golfer?
A: Because he always finishes second!