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Sexist Jokes - Men vs Women Jokes
MasterCard for Men
Cover charge: $15.00
Round of drinks: $23.00
Table dance: $30.00
Another round of drinks: $23.00
Couch dance, with tips: $50.00
A round of shots: $34.00
Private dance in your hotel room: $300.00
Send her on her way and never have to hear her complain: Priceless.
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Dissapointing
Q: Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much" a disappointment for many men?
A: No phone numbers.
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Lasting Longer
Q: What's the best way to make yourself last with your girlfriend?
A: Let everyone go first!
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