Perspective

Would the meaning of this phrase change if you were a man or woman?
"I finished an entire box of tissues watching that film last night"

Five to Six Inches Deeper

This fellow was screwing his best friend's wife when he suddenly stopped and sat on the edge of the bed, holding his head in his hands. "What the hell is your problem?" the lady asked. "I feel like a regular son of a bitch, getting my best friends pussy," the man moaned. The lady reached over and patted him on the back. "Well, if that's all it is, you can stop worrying," she said. "You're not getting his pussy. His pussy is five to six inches deeper."

Is he still wrong?

If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is no women around to hear him, is he still wrong?