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Sexist Jokes - Men vs Women Jokes
A Husband
A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
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God being Man
Q: How do we know that God is a man?
A: Because if God was a woman, sperm would taste like chocolate.
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What Men Hear When Women Speak
What a woman says: "This place is a mess. C'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and you'll have no clothes to wear, if we don't do laundry right now!"
What a man hears: "blah, blah, blah, blah, C'mon blah, blah, blah, blah, you and I blah, blah, blah, blah, on the floor blah, blah, blah, blah, no clothes blah, blah, blah, blah, right now!"
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