Sexist Jokes - About Men

If Men Ruled The World - Drinking

  • Instead of a beer belly, you'd get beer biceps.
  • On Groundhog Day, if you saw your shadow, you'd get the day off to go drinking.
  • St. Patrick's Day would be celebrated monthly.
  • Faucets would run "Hot," "Cold," and "100 proof."

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Men Like Paper Cups

Q: Why are men like paper cups?
A: They're disposable.

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Men Planning for the Future

Q: How does a man plan for the future?
A: He buys TWO cases of beer.

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