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Sexist Jokes - Private Parts
Bee Sting
A woman has just started to play golf when she gets stung on the arm by a bee. She rushes back to the clubhouse, hoping to find a doctor. She asks, "Is anyone here a doctor." One guy, who was pretty drunk, stands up and says, "I'm a doctor, what can I help you with?" "I've been stung by a bee." "Oh really, where?" "Between the first and second hole" "Well, first of all, your stance is too wide..."
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Only Smaller
This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks "What's a phallic symbol? Doctor says "you're kidding.." Girl says "no! I don't know! What's a phallic symbol?" Doctor pulls his pants and underwear down and says "You see? This is a phallic symbol!" Girl says "Oh! It's just like a penis, only smaller"
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Small Penis
This couple has been dating for about four months, but the guy had been afraid of making any sexual advances because of his tiny organ. Finally, he gets up his courage and takes her to a secluded spot in his car. While they are kissing, he opens his zipper and guides her hand onto his penis. "No thanks," the girl says. "You know I don't smoke."
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