Anyone Here

Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened to end up in a man's head. She looked around nervously but it was all empty and quiet. "Hello?" she cried, but no answer. "Is there anyone here?" she cried a little louder, but still no answer. Now the female brain cell started to feel alone and scared and again she yelled: "HELLO, IS THERE ANYONE HERE!!?" Then she heard a voice from far, far away: "Hello! We're down here..."

Lady Tattoo

My girlfriend has a seashell tattooed on her inner thigh.
If you put your ear to it, you can smell the ocean.

Why Women Are Bad Mathematicians

Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics?
A: Because men keep telling them that this...|<---------------------->|is 12 inches.