Human Reproduction

At a Texas University, a Professor had been teaching his students human reproduction. For an exam, one of the questions was: "Female humans are born with a limited number of eggs, while males, during their lifetime, produce millions upon millions of sperm. Why are so many sperm produced?" One young woman's answer: "Because they won't ask for directions either."

Oral Sex?

I read last week how there are more than one million battered women in the United States each year. All these years I've been eating them raw.

Look Away

I told a girl her eyebrows were drawn on too high.
She looked surprised.