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Men's Rude Awakening
The men who do make it to Heaven are going to have a rude awakening up there when they find out two things:
God is a woman...and she nailed down all of Heaven's toilet seats!
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What Theory Is Correct?
The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one.
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Tidy Mind
Q: Why do women have cleaner minds than men?
A: Because they're always changing them!
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