Sexist Jokes

Women Are Like Rocks

Women are like rocks. They're only cool after they get wet.

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Man's Foreplay

Q:  What's a man's idea of foreplay?
A:  A half-hour of begging.

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7 Kinds of Passionate Women

The seven kinds of passionate women
1.The Optimist - "Yes! Yes! Yes!"
2.The Pessimist - "No! No! No!"
3.The Confused - "Yes! No! Yes! No! Yes! Yes! No! No!"
4.The Asthmatic - written rendition of gasping
5.The Sprinter - "Faster! Agh! Faster! Faster!"
6.The Religious - "Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!
7.The Mathematician - "More! More! More! More!

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