The B Word

The only B word you should call a woman is beautiful
Because bitches love it when you call them beautiful

Male Chauvinists Change Light Bulb

Q: How many male chauvinists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Let the bitch cook in the dark!

Feel Like a Woman

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!"