Feminist

Q: Why should lumberjacks shave their legs
A So you can tell them apart from feminists.

Which Is Which

All wives are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.

World Run By Women

Everyone says the world would be better off if it was run by women. Sure, maybe there wouldn't be violence and territorial conquests fueled by male testosterone. But instead, we'd have a bunch of jealous countries that aren't talking to each other.