World Run By Women

Everyone says the world would be better off if it was run by women. Sure, maybe there wouldn't be violence and territorial conquests fueled by male testosterone. But instead, we'd have a bunch of jealous countries that aren't talking to each other.

100 Women

Q: What do you have when you combine 50 women with a yeast infection in a room with 50 women suffering from PMS?
A: A wine & cheese party!

Pocket Fish

Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets?
A: To smell like big girls.