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The Pill

Q: What does a hooker call the morning after pill?
A: Breakfast in bed.

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Midget in the Whorehouse

Q: Did you hear about the midget that went into the whorehouse?
A: He got a twat in the face.

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Midget / Dwarf Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Riddles
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Free Police Lollipop

An old lady approaches a police station and observes three women in hand cuffs waiting to go in. The old lady asks one of the women, "Why are you in line?" The woman looks at the other prostitutes, winks and says, "We're waiting in line for a free lollipop." So the old lady gets in line for her free lollipop. The chief of police comes out to take the girls in and notices the old lady in line. Shocked, he says to the old lady, "'You should be ashamed of yourself!" "Let me tell you something, sonny," the old lady replies, "as long as they keep making them, I will keep sucking them!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Police Jokes)
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