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Make a Hormone

Q: How do you make a hormone?
A: Easy -- don't pay her.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes) , Money Jokes (Money Owed Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Must Wear a Black Condom

A man walks into a whorehouse looking for a little action and he goes up to the house owner and asks, "Hey, can I get a piece from one of your fine ladies you've got here?" "Sorry sir," the owner responds, "but, we're all full." "Aw, please I really need some poon tang!" And the owner answers, "Well, there is one girl left but when you go meet her you have to wear this black condom." "Whatever," the man answers quickly and races upstairs. A few hours later the man comes down and says ''WOW! Wow, that was great. She didn't even make any noise. But why did I have to wear the black condom?" And the owner answers, "Respect for the dead."

Categories: Dark Humor Jokes (Corpse Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes)
Anonymous

Being Honest

A guy is on a date with this girl, so he takes her to Lover's Lane. When they get up there, she says, ''I have to be honest with you, I'm a hooker.'' The guy thinks about this for a short time and says it's okay. He agrees to pay her $25 and they start having sex. After they finish, the guy says, ''I have to be honest with you now. I'm an Uber driver and it'll cost you $25 for me to drive you back into town.''

Categories: Sex Jokes (Prostitute Jokes)
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