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Newlywed Foot Amputation

On the night of their honeymoon, a newlywed couple has an unfortunate accident, resulting in the amputation of the groom's left foot. Unable to control her grief, the bride calls her mother from the hospital. "Mother," she sobs, "my husband has only one foot." The mother, trying to console her daughter, says, "That's alright dear, your father has only six inches."

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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Mrs. Prussy

The little darlings were all in their seats on the first day of school and their new teacher introduced herself. She wrote on the board that her name is Ms. Prussy and the day passed without any further incidents. The next morning after greeting the class she asked if anyone remembered her name and little Johnny waved frantically. The teacher taken by his enthusiasm called on him. In a timid voice he said "Miss Crunt?"

Categories: Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At School) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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No Willy

Little boy came into the kitchen and declared, "Mom, now I know why girls don't have willys! They fall off, and I found yours under your pillow."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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