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Clinton's Son

Q: What happened to Chelsea Clinton's younger brother?
A: Monica swallowed him!

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Tattooed Penis

A guy surprises his fiancee by having her name tattooed on his penis. In flowing script it says, "Wendy." On their Jamaican honeymoon, he uses a public bathroom and sees a Jamaican man who seems to have the same name tattooed on his penis. The husband asks, "So your girl's name is Wendy, too?" The guy looks down at his penis and says, "No, once de wrinkles come out, it says, 'Welcome to Jamaica, mon! Have a nice day."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Relationship Jokes (Wedding Jokes)
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Altar Boys in the Snow

Three altar boys are standing in the snow with their pants down around their ankles. They have their penises in a snow bank.
Sister Margaret sticks her head out the window and says, "Boys! Boys! Whatever are you doing, you're going to catch pneumonia. Put your penises away."
The tallest altar boy turns around and yells, "Sister Margaret, don't worry, we know what we're doing. Father Porter always likes a couple of cold ones after work!"

Categories: Religion Jokes (Nun / Priest Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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