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Caught in a Vise

A construction worker came home just in time to find his wife in bed with another man. So he dragged the man down the stairs to the garage and put his Wet Willy in a vise. He secured it tightly and removed the handle. Then he picked up a hacksaw. The man, terrified, screamed, "Stop! Stop! You're not going to... to... cut it off, are you???!?" The husband said, with a gleam of revenge in his eye, "Nope. You are. I'm going to set the garage on fire."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Relationship Jokes (Cheater Jokes) , Dark Humor Jokes
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What Is The Difference

An aging hooker volunteered to give the novice a few tips on the art of fellatio. Satisfied that she had perfected the basics, the old pro asked the beginner if she had any questions. "Well yeah. I was wondering how long dicks should be sucked." "The same as the short ones, honey."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Word Play Jokes
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Celebrity Birthdays

Next on Entertainment Tonight, celebrity birthdays: Mariah Carey's breasts are 2 years old!

Categories: Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts)
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