Playtonic Relationship

A nosy neighbor remonstrated with the woman in the adjoining apartment. "Mrs Smith, do you think it is right that a seventeen year old boy spends three hours every night in your apartment?" Mrs Smith replied. "It's a playtonic friendship. It's play for him and a tonic for me."

The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life

        The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman's Life

1. The Doctor - who tells her to "take off all her clothes."
2. The Dentist - who tells her to "open wide."
3. The Milkman - who asks her "do you want it in the front or the back?"
4. The Hairdresser - who asks her "do you want it teased or blown?"
5. The Interior Designer - who tells her "once it's inside, you'll LOVE it!"
6. The Banker - who insists to her "if you take it out too soon, you'll lose interest!"
7. The Primal Hunter - who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her "Keep quiet and lie still!"

Married Man's Playboy Magazine

Q: Did you hear about the new magazine for married men published by Playboy?
A: It has the same pictures month after month after month after month after month...