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Putting Up A Tent
Putting up a tent, is very much like making love to a beautiful woman. You rent her, unzip the door, put up your pole and slip in to the old bag.
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She's Smoking
Two young couples marry the same day and, being all friends, leave together for honeymoon to stay at the same Hotel in Venice, door to door. The next morning, the two brand new husbands step out on their balconies to have a breath of fresh air." So? How was it going last night? C'mon, tell me! How's your wife?" "Uhh, fine I guess, she's lying on the bed smoking." "Jesus! My wife just got a bit sore..."
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Memories
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying. Another old man sits down next to him and says, "Hey buddy, what's the problem?"
The old man wipes the tears from his eyes and explains, "I've got this beautiful, 35 year old wife, and all she wants to do is make love from the moment I walk in the door till the moment we go to sleep and then when we wake up again."
"So, what the hell is the problem?"
"You don't understand... I forgot where I live!"
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