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A Drunk Scottsman

There was a Scotsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the bar. He decides to lay down a park bench and sleep. Tomorrow he would walk home after he was sober. In the morning two little girls are walking by to go to school when they see he is wearing his kilt. One of the little girls get curious and decide to lift up his kilt. They see he's not wearing anything under his kilt so one of the little girls takes a blue ribbon out of her hair and ties it around his thing in a nice little bow. They put his kilt back down and go to school. A little while after the man wakes up and natures calling. He finds the nearest bush, lifts up his kilt and looks down. He says in his Sottish accent, "I don't know where ya been but ya won first prize."

Categories: Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Hangover Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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Yo Mama - Roll Twice

Yo' Mama is so fat, after she and yo' daddy are through having sex, he has to roll over twice just to get off her.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Fat) , Sex Jokes
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Santa Can't Have Children

Q: Why can't Santa have children?
A: He only comes once a year.

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Christmas Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes , Riddles
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