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Hitting Bottom

Two men sitting beside one another at a bar. The 1st man is an average size guy weighing about 170lbs. The 2nd man is a huge fat guy weighing about 375lbs. The 2nd guy asks the 1st guy. "When you have sex with a woman, do you always hit bottom?" The 1st guy replies, "It depends on the woman, how about you?" The 2nd guy replies, "I always hit bottom, no matter who I'm with." "Of course you can't help but to hit bottom when you "MASH IT FLAT."

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Sex Like A Convenience Store

Q: Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?
A: There's not much variety, but what else is open at three in the morning?

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Sex Jokes
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Fucked Too Much

Q: How can you tell when a woman has fucked too much?
A: You put your thumb in her ass, and your middle-finger in her vagina...Now, if you can snap your fingers, you know she's been fucking too much.

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sex Jokes , Riddles , Sexist Jokes (About Women)
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