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At the Dentist

An old lady went to visit her dentist. When it was her turn, she sat in the chair, lowered her underpants, and raised her legs.
The dentist said, “Excuse me, but I’m not a gynecologist.”
“I know,” said the old lady. “I want you to take my husband’s teeth out.”

Categories: Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Profession Jokes (Dentist Jokes) , Profession Jokes (OBGYN Jokes)
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Worm Experiment

Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of sperm. The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil. After one day:
First worm - dead Second worm - dead. Third worm - dead. Fourth worm - alive. Lesson: As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get worms!

Categories: Animal Jokes (Insect Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes , Alcohol Jokes , Drug Jokes
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Sensitive

Q: What's the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?
A: Nothing. They all make woman's eyes water.

Categories: Sex Jokes , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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