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Help Needed

I need your help making a cream sauce.

Categories: Sex Jokes , Pickup Lines (Universal)
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Race Winner

Zach says to his mother, "You know that race where the sperm reaches the egg?" The mom responds, "Yes." Zach says, "I can't believe I won that race!"

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Submitted BY: Dayle

Ring Ring

*ring* *ring* "Hello?" Hearing only heavy breathing on the line, the woman repeated, "Hello?" "I'll bet you want me to come into your bedroom," a male voice whispered huskily, "...undress you, lick you from head to toe and make love to you until morning." "Geez," the woman replied, "you can tell all that from two hello's?"

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