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Three Sons, Three Things

A man walks into the ice cream shop with his three sons.
"Josh will have vanilla, Jim will have chocolate, and Fathead will have strawberry." Then the man smacks Fathead across the head. The girl couldn't stand it. "Sir, I can't believe you treat your son like that.'' ''There are only three things in life a man needs to be happy," said the man. "A nice house, a beautiful wife and a nice tight pussy. Fathead here went and ruined that.''

Categories: Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Sex Jokes
Anonymous

Virgin from Kentucky

Q: What do you call a virgin from Kentucky?
A: An only child.

Categories: Sex Jokes , U.S. State Jokes (Kentucky Jokes) , Riddles
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Drunk Blowup Dolls

Two drunk guys try to pick up some girls. The girls take the drunk guys home, slip blowup dolls into their beds and leave. The next morning, the one guy tells the other guy, "I think my girl was a witch! When I bit her on the tit, she hissed and flew away."

Categories: Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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