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David Beckham Redux

Q: What do David Beckham and a Cartier watch have in common?
A: They both come in a Posh box!

Anonymous

Motherly Advice

Q: What did the skanky girl's mother say to her when she went out?
A: "If you're not in bed by eleven o'clock, come home."

Anonymous

Dachshunds In Heat

This woman owned two Dachshunds, a male and a female.
A friend of hers calls one day and says, "How do you keep him away from her when she's in heat?" "Oh that's not a problem" she says, "When I go out, I put the female upstairs." "And does that do the trick?" asks her friend. "Well," she says, "Have you ever seen a Dachshund go upstairs with a hard on?"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Dog Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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