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Tasting Day at School

A teacher was having a tasting day where she would put candy in the kids' mouth and they would guess what it was. She went to the first little boy and put a Hershey's Kiss in his mouth. "Can you guess what it is?" "I don't know," said the boy. "I'll give you a hint. It's something your daddy asks your mommy for every morning." The girl next to the boy says "Don't eat it. It's a piece of ass."

Categories: Jokes about Kids (School Kids Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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Dutch Virgin

Q: How do you say virgin in Dutch?
A: Gootentight.

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Sex Jokes
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New Weight Loss Plan

This really fat guy wanted to lose weight. He tried every diet he could think of but none of them worked. One day he read in the paper about a place that said you could lose 20 pounds in one day. Guaranteed. He decided to go. When he arrived he saw a beautiful girl. She said, "Hi, my name is Ann, come and get me if you can." So he started chasing her and he lost his 20 pounds. Then he decided to lose 50 pounds. So two weeks later he went again. This time he saw a really big guy.
The guy said, "Hi, I'm Lars, and I'm going to put this in your arse."

Categories: Appearance Jokes (Fat Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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