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Le Parfume

One day two blondes walk into a perfume shop. The one blonde picks up a bottle of perfume that is titled "Viens Chez Moi." The blonde asks the manager what it means, and the manager says it means, "Come to Me." So the blonde smells the perfume and asks her friend, "Does this smell like come to you? Because it doesn't smell like come to me."

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Slutty Blonde) , Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes
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Danny in Sunday School

One day little Danny was in Sunday School, and the preacher asked what part of the body went to heaven first. Susie said your heart, 'cause you need it to love. Richie said your head, 'cause you need it to think. Little Danny raised his hand and the pastor called on him reluctantly. Danny said, "Your feet." Confused, the pastor asked why. Danny replied, "I was walking past my mom's room last night and she had her feet in the air and then she screamed, "Oh God, I'm coming!"

Categories: Religion Jokes (Heaven Jokes) , Jokes about Kids , Sex Jokes
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Yo Mama - Ventilation

Yo mama so stupid, she invented a ventilated condom.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Sex Jokes , Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Stupid)
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