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Little Johnny's Alphabet

Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet, having each child think up a word that starts with a letter. They get to "W", and the teacher figures Little Johnny can't think up anything dirty with a "W" so she calls on him. "Womb!", Little Johnny says. "That's a good word, Johnny", teacher says. "Is that as in, where babies come from?" she asks. "No," says Johnny, "that's the sound elephants make when they're screwing, you know, 'Womb! Womb! Womb!"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Elephant Jokes) , Little Johnny / Suzie Jokes (At School) , Sex Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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Low Sex Drive

An extremely old man visits his doctor and tells him, "I need my sex drive lowered." The doctor, incredulous, says, "What?? You want your sex drive lowered?" To which the old man replies, "It's all in my head;  I need it LOWERED!"

Categories: Old Age Jokes (Old Age Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Sexist Jokes (About Men)
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G-Spot And Golf Ball

Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?
A: A guy will actually search for a golf ball.

Categories: Sports Jokes (Golf Jokes) , Riddles , Sex Jokes
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