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Missionary's Lessons

A missionary has spent years teaching agriculture and "civilization" to some people in a distant land. One day, he wants to start teaching them English. So he takes the leader and points at a tree. "Tree." "Tree." He points to a rock. "Rock." "Rock." All of a sudden, they come upon two people having sex in the bushes. Embarrassed, the missionary blurts out that they are "riding a bike." Then the leader pulls out his blow gun and shoots the two people. "What!" yells the missionary. "I've spent all this time civilizing you, and you turn around and do this!" "My bike!"

Categories: Sex Jokes , Ethnic / Country Jokes
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Barbie

Q: How do you know Barbie is not a slut?
A: Because her legs don't open.

Categories: Sex Jokes , Riddles
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Be There Soon

We took my new girlfriend's car to visit my mother.  We had a tire go flat and stopped to change it.  I called my mom, told her we would be late because my girlfriend had a puncture.  "Oh Ken," she sighed, "I thought you had a real one this time."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes
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