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Doc Help With Marriage

This old man goes to the doctor's. "Help, Doc. I just got married to this 21 year old woman. She is hot and all she wants to do is have sex all day long." "So what's the problem?" "I can't remember where I live."

Categories: Old Age Jokes (Memory Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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Sex Stimulus Lecture

A college psychology class was studying human reaction to sexual stimulus and of special interest was the frequency of amorous relations. ''How many students here,'' said the professor, ''engage more than once a week?'' Five people raised their hands. ''And how many engage once a week?''
Ten hands went up. ''How many twice a month?'' Eight hands went up. ''Once a month?" Four hands were raised. ''And how may once a year?'' A little guy in the back waved his hand frantically and giggled hysterically. ''If you engage only once a year,'' said the professor, ''I don't see what you're so overjoyed about.'' Flush with excitement, the little guy said, ''Yeah, but tonight's the night!''

Categories: School Jokes (College Jokes) , Sex Jokes
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Macho Man

Q: What is a macho man?
A: At the critical moment when he can't get it up, he asks the woman, 'Does this happen to you often?'

Categories: Sex Jokes (Denied Sex Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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