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Gourmet Booty Call - Whisk

You won't believe what I can do with a whisk!

Categories: Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Sex Jokes
Anonymous

Making Cupcakes

One day a boy and his mother were watching Cinemax Late Nite, when they saw some people having sex. "What are they doing, Mommy?" "They're making cupcakes." "Were you and Daddy making cupcakes on this couch last night?" "Yes. How did you know?" "Cuz I licked the frosting off this morning."

Categories: Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Sex Jokes
Anonymous

Abbey Lane

A boy came into class late one day and his teacher asked him why he was late. The boy replied "Sorry sir, I was doing push-ups on Abbey Lane." The teacher excused him and he sat down.
Five minutes later, another boy came in and the teacher asked him why he was late. He replied, "Sorry I'm late, I was doing push-ups on Abbey Lane."
Another five minutes later, a girl walks into class, late. The teacher says "I suppose you were doing push-ups on Abbey Lane too." The girl replied, "No sir, I am Abbey Lane."

Categories: School Jokes (Middle School Jokes) , Sex Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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