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Eighty Six

A couple was boasting to another couple about their new talent. They'd had to give a great deal of time to it, they said, "But now we've worked up to eighty-five different positions!" "Gee," said the other couple, "we know only one - with the man on top." The other couple shouted, "Eighty-six!"

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Relationship Jokes , Sex Jokes
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Rubbers

Q: What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?
A: Makes it a tire and calls it a Good Year.

Categories: Sex Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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How did I get here?

A little girl asked her mother how she got here. Her mother, misty-eyed, smiled and replied, “Once upon a time your daddy and I decided to plant a wonderful little seed. Daddy put it in the earth, and I took care of it every single day. The little seed grew more and more leaves, and in a few months it turned into a beautiful healthy plant. So we took the plant, dried it, smoked it, and got so high that we fucked without a condom.”

Categories: Sex Jokes , Drug Jokes (Marijuana Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Mother Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes)
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