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Competitive Neighbors
Two neighbors, John and Sam, are always competing. One day John looks over the fence and spies Sam's wife, naked, watering the garden. When Sam gets home from work, John brags to him that he's seen his wife naked. Sam wants revenge, so that night creeps over to John's yard and catches sight of John's wife performing oral sex. The next day, Sam approaches John at the mailbox. "Hey, I saw your wife performing oral sex on you last night." "Ha ha, the joke's on you," John says, "I wasn't home last night!"
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At the Blood Donor Clinic
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center. Man: "What are you doing here today?" Woman: "Oh, I'm here to donate some blood. They're going to give me $5 for it." Man: "Hmm, that's interesting. I'm here to donate sperm, myself. But they pay me $25." The woman looked thoughtful for a moment and they chatted some more before going their separate ways. Several months later, the same man and woman meet again in the donation center. Man: "Oh, hi there! Here to donate blood again?" Woman: [shaking her head with mouth closed] "Unh unh."
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Two Sperm Swimming Around
These two sperm were swimming around, doing their thing when one sperm asks the other; "Hey, are we almost there? Is this the fallopian tube?" Sperm #2 says "Naaaa this is still the esophagus".
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